2007-12-17 - caged rapunzel pet bachelorette
2007-10-02 - greatest endangered species
2007-10-02 - say something that'll scare the teeth out of your mouth
2007-09-30 - white men can't use knives effectively
2007-09-29 - my side of the love letter found at the scene
2007-09-29 - i can't see black
2007-09-12 - bag buddy
2007-02-24 - cossacks in blackface singing 'mammy'
2007-01-25 - he slipped and broke his ankle playing basketball
2007-01-24 - make it out of hard edges and tie it up with four red strings
2006-12-08 - how
2006-12-01 - liberate the ghost of liberace
2006-11-17 - fantasy: they wrote a song about your shit town you ain't ever heard
2006-09-15 - bottle of pop
2006-08-16 - you and i and your pussy
2006-07-24 - reach for the star witness
2006-07-21 - g's till tranquility
2006-07-18 - straight out of conklin
2006-07-02 - Q. why did andrew lloyd webber cross the road? A. his dick was stuck in the chicken
2006-01-09 - outside of the blues
2005-12-31 - crumbs make bad toys
2005-11-09 - a blind nun saved my life
2005-10-02 - you don't know where an animal has been
2005-09-12 - goodbye to the garden
2005-08-29 - it's so easy for me to fall in love with your fat fiancée
2005-08-10 - uniform
2005-07-27 - see sleeve for details
2005-05-13 - the easiest thing is to rant and rave like a lunatic
2005-03-13 - relatively calm relatives
2005-02-14 - coffee makes me sad, cigarettes make me sing
2005-01-10 - i saw that thought/i sawed that thought/i held that though
2005-01-03 - my prescription is +10000, so i have trouble keeping things in focus with my glasses
2004-12-26 - i brain's got a ticket to mali
2004-12-05 - the day the moon stops shining is the day i'll stop being a fool (for you)
2004-11-28 - tell her i said hihi, and give her a bit of the evil eye
++Nov.24th,2o04++ - tick tick tick boom
2004-11-13 - faking the belonging
2004-11-02 - the riaa is actively halting distribution of the true cure for the rockin' pneumonia (as well as the boogie woogie blues) in order to maintain the profitability of its own inneffectual treatments
2004-10-29 - mourning glory
2004-10-29 - no eyes, tear ducts
2004-10-25 - Eyes Cry
2004-10-25 - doea anything make sense
2004-10-22 - mood rings
2004-10-21 - summer in south america is so nice if you can't speak the language
2004-10-20 - playing barbies with the devil
2004-10-18 - there are 107 steps to this dance, fancypants
2004-10-17 - you always hold your arms like your hands are cuffed but they're not
2004-10-14 - i lost the beginning of this thought
2004-10-04 - what i want's a doll that sings to me sweetly
2004-09-15 - honey i'm home is where the books are and i love all three
2004-09-12 - you are my way
2004-09-09 - words can only be as beautiful as music if they are written in the sand
2004-08-25 - i don't know
2004-08-23 - sinking wooden boats
2004-08-23 - if i wanted fame i'd run over someone who earned their own fame with my car
2004-08-17 - drunk girl searching for her soul
2004-08-16 - the sun only shines on pacific standard time
2004-08-15 - i'll stuff your rat mouth with cotton so you suffocate and people will find you dead with shitstained underwear and that's certainly something to be embarassed about in the afterlife
2004-08-09 - i get sad all the time
2004-07-31 - i feel your heart hurting from rebelling so hard
2004-07-05 - it costs so much to eat
2004-06-28 - i threw the phone into the meat grinder fried it up and made a sandwich (with tomatoes so i'd get some vegetables)
2004-06-21 - you have eight years left
2004-06-15 - soft as snow (but warm inside)
2004-06-07 - a month at sea your blood's getting salty and th' ocean's turning red
2004-06-01 - and she never touches white light.
2004-05-19 - secrets do not make good friends
2004-05-15 - i forgot the face and remember the people, do me a favour
2004-05-08 - this flowed out so easily like water from me, not caught in my parts, getting stuck
2004-05-08 - less than half an hour left
2004-05-06 - spider venom in your bloodstream dissolving the walls of your veins
2004-05-01 - we said goodnight and went to dance alone in separate bedrooms
2004-04-25 - what you would call making love i would call making a lover
2004-04-21 - your child was born in fall, your child was born with eyes like a bumblebee, the leaves were on the ground yellow to us
2004-04-12 - your children will be lonely even in your arms
2004-04-11 - the sun sits on mountain tops just like a ram
2004-04-03 - cooling lava
2004-04-03 - i'd rather ride that 1939 fargo than ____
2004-04-01 - the truth is asking for your teardrops
2004-03-31 - i want to build a time machine so i can go back in time and cry salty tears silently on the day that martin luther king jr. was killed
2004-03-23 - i can't find her shadow
2004-03-18 - never had a childhood
2004-03-10 - swinging through swimming class
2004-03-03 - the sentence that whispered it all.
2004-03-01 - 74 is a ninth of the beast
2004-02-26 - it's christmas in scotland
2004-02-20 - almost a story.
2004-02-19 - energy leaks from my orbit
2004-02-15 - looks an acute angle
2004-02-12 - call it the end
2004-02-10 - start at the intermission
2004-02-09 - up, you are wow awfully smart
2004-02-04 - if I told you this it wouldn't matter.
2004-02-03 - we make coca cola with dirty water it ends up brown anyway
2004-01-29 - oh my god oh my cat
2004-01-27 - nestled sh.
2004-01-25 - there's no reason for me to leave
2004-01-24 - i should have called you
2004-01-21 - escaping your own heartbeat only to land on broken feet
2004-01-15 - some words by some one
2004-01-13 - i'll probably copy all this shit into che because really it's pretty good for off the top of my damn head and no editing, for me at least
2004-01-12 - you're not worth a thing
2004-01-10 - short days
2004-01-09 - crawling into a pumpkin
2004-01-06 - i composed a song with percussion to be played on the bones of the bourgeoisie with heavy hammers
2004-01-05 - pain makes eyes blank it takes you away
2004-01-04 - framed like a non-car-thief not a painting of fat kind horses
2003-12-28 - Symphony No. 6
2003-12-22 - "so and so and so kirk is gay"
2003-12-19 - four fingers go faster
2003-12-15 - all your beginning alluring
2003-12-13 - the threat of a quiet mind
2003-12-09 - you change your clothes, i change my voice
2003-12-05 - two miserable gold hearts
2003-12-04 - i am a little boy carrying a pane of glass
2003-12-03 - got bored, stopped typing
2003-11-30 - presently, things are quite fine, really, just fine,,,,,,, no , don't , here, look at my smile, no that's , it's a real smile, i swear, don't look away
2003-11-29 - there's a star missing from my constellation
2003-11-26 - 19345
2003-11-26 - a day or days i can't tell in this daze
2003-11-24 - airplanes made out of blue eyeballs
2003-11-24 - ok that's not really how i perform cunnilingus, dudes
2003-11-22 - bagpipe dreams
2003-11-20 - usually i'll say camomile or green is my favourite tea, but that's 'cause usually i forget about mushroom tea
2003-11-19 - having nothing to do is the greatest victory a body can have
2003-11-14 - aisle pause
2003-11-11 - i'm so tired of there being a temperature
2003-11-11 - hey, that movie, um, easy rider, it's better than anyone but me thinks
2003-11-11 - when you think there's nothing to dance to, try music
2003-11-09 - blue is a straight colour
2003-11-07 - i want to try this new way of dealing with it called ""forgiving"(eyeroll)"
2003-11-06 - for lishy and james and betty
2003-11-05 - death death lonesome death
2003-11-04 - raising yourself after bowing down to someone is giving up on dying half way through a shameful death
2003-11-04 - jerking off over top of fault lines
2003-11-02 - time is the only thing i really want to do
2003-11-01 - a bunch of useless atoms called blood come dripping out all beautiful
2003-10-29 - well tomorrow morning i think i won't get out of bed at all
2003-10-28 - turn a square into nothing, this is just a practice bible
2003-10-27 - so this is paradise, alone
2003-10-27 - you don't have to beat your dog even if your dad's a cop
2003-10-24 - hanging nothing high up on a cross
2003-10-24 - i like owls; so let's see your hooters or throw the tomatoes on the grill 'cause we didn't make this fire for nothing
2003-10-22 - flogaus-faust's flowers
2003-10-21 - going to get going to
2003-10-20 - not here too, i hope
2003-10-20 - horses have a lot of trouble with the stairs(, especially spiral staircases)
2003-10-19 - why don't you just say fall if you mean fall you pseudointellectual fuck?
2003-10-18 - cupcakes
2003-10-18 - cuba let's not fight, i need your love tonight
2003-10-17 - anyplace is wrong
2003-10-16 - THIS TIME YOU BROKE HER HYMEN, MR. HYMAN HAHAHAHAahahah
2003-10-15 - daze daisy daze day s s s
2003-10-15 - crying or sounds of pleasure or a squeaky slurpee machine or a cow calving
2003-10-14 - pink lemonade is not nearly as funny as yellow. i'm talking about pee jokes, people.
2003-10-13 - if not for thoughts of you i'd never come, and yes that might not be healthy
2003-10-13 - i'm slow in the mornings, and the rest of the time i'm slower
2003-10-10 - we forget the boys who refuse to choose sides, or everyone that mattered
2003-10-09 - something stupid like forgetting to remember to remember to forget or remembering to forget to forget to forget to remember to remember to forget or whatever bullshit you think sounds best
2003-10-09 - my boyfriend's black and there's gonna be trouble
2003-10-09 - french girls are quitters and sneaks, but they're my favourite quitters and sneaks
2003-10-09 - in a room with rose petals floating in water we feel firstly truly alive
2003-10-08 - one way (or another) ticket to new york
2003-10-06 - i was lying about us going to jupiter, but maybe the congo. really.
2003-10-06 - the trees of saturn are the pillars of our love
2003-10-06 - fruit lizard or bitch: they're all full of blue ink
2003-10-06 - if we went on a space expedition to jupiter you'd want to spend the time there sitting in a fucking coffee shop
2003-10-06 - it would be harder to wait for some man to come along and sweep me off my feet if i were gay, i bet
2003-10-06 - i can't i can't i can't _____________________(use back of sheet if more room required)
2003-10-06 - cheer the invention of the elevator, but boo to escalators
2003-10-06 - the traffic is evil, and i don't think it's an accident, this desire
2003-10-06 - will you please help me take you out of my will, william
2003-10-02 - knife life
2003-10-02 - to yell at fat people on the sidewalk: "WOULDN'T IT BE FASTER TO ROLL?!?!"
2003-09-28 - jimmy, from/formed ethiopia
2003-09-27 - so let the fools be great, and we'll all be great fools
2003-09-23 - 1, 2-13
2003-09-22 - yes, this is just a beta, ass boy
2003-09-16 - look we all know it's a step below being australian, even
2003-09-14 - \
2003-09-14 - rain doesn't, though, wash away the fleas, you know
2003-09-08 - tvnation
2003-09-07 - 3 point shot at 4:20pm
2003-09-05 - loving a sunrise
2003-09-04 - i will survive hearing your stupid haertbeat
2003-08-25 - empty cookie
2003-08-22 - well, cold because it's frozen
2003-08-19 - clck fin
2003-08-17 - broken pink and marching
2003-08-17 - well don't read this one
2003-08-05 - counting
2003-08-03 - mi
2003-07-31 - you can pretend, we can dance
2003-07-30 - dead hills
2003-07-29 - i am the dopest flyest meanest thuggest hardest playinest pimpinest hardcore motherfuckin weed-smokin' cop-killin' street-livin' sickest oldschool harshest blinginest gangsta of all time
2003-07-28 - boys pants
2003-07-23 - testiment
2003-07-23 - romantica
2003-07-21 - vaccine five to double 'oh' four
2003-07-21 - i used the backspace at least five times and i think it smells of eggs
2003-07-21 - my pupils are modern art, but my whole eyes aren't
2003-07-16 - it shouldn't take that long to tell me this i'll give you three more words
2003-07-14 - i dont feel and it feels great
2003-07-14 - judgemental me
2003-07-10 - afternoon freestyle
2003-07-08 - thread
2003-07-08 - physicianite
2003-07-08 - magnetic voices still got shit to say
2003-07-08 - song a
2003-07-08 - i think sometimes
2003-07-08 - we're a couple/of motherfuckers
2003-07-07 - winter plywood is what i stand on while i undo the button on my pants
2003-07-01 - why couldn't you wouldn't you wait
2003-06-28 - giant
2003-06-25 - here and now
2003-06-24 - it is so fucking stupid to call someone 'babe', but it is so cool to call someone 'beb'. seriously.
2003-06-24 - he can play the flute like he's the son of pan
2003-06-22 - i want to have your abortion
2003-06-17 - Consult Conslut in September
2003-06-15 - swedish prisoners are so sweet
2003-06-09 - two buck chuck
2003-06-09 - the healing garden
2003-06-09 - i just drank avon authentic skin-so-soft bath oil just so that i could write "i just drank avon authentic skin-so-soft bath oil just so that i could write "i just drank avon authentic skin-so-soft bath oil just so that i could write "i just drank avon
2003-06-05 - don't corect my spelling looser
2003-06-05 - in a truck ha ha
2003-06-04 - why do you hate america so much?,(luscious gay bars)
2003-06-03 - will doing your hair all sexxy matter?
2003-06-03 - Yes! i want to replace my club z card
2003-06-02 - saving food/socks/fish for later
2003-05-31 - oh gross i'm sorry
2003-05-24 - tapeworm
2003-05-24 - pee air air la!roche
2003-05-23 - you are so kicked out of our shitty little band that never gets gigs and sucks because none of us can play our instruments, SO THERE!
2003-05-22 - black
2003-05-20 - write me a letter then throw it away
2003-05-17 - (it's getting so cold that i'm gonna put my clothes on)it's getting cold in here, so put on all your clothes
2003-05-15 - fast car
2003-05-06 - three square meals an hour
2003-05-04 - "i only swallow for the protein", or "here my dick, now where the fuck?"
2003-05-01 - well one more for the tree that we call baby jesus
2003-04-23 - timothy corrigan wrote this story all just for you, pretty
2003-04-19 - "not right now" "i have to have it right now my throat is so sore"
2003-04-12 - edward albee is a cool hip guy
2003-03-31 - the impatient virgin
2003-03-26 - bastards
2003-03-26 - if you're not sure what this is, just leave it blank, it's not important :-)
2003-03-18 - my word is my gold
2003-03-17 - somet im e
2003-03-12 - lisping, wrist limply or growling, gun cocked
2003-03-11 - good ideas
2003-03-09 - blank
2003-03-05 - blugh2hgghhhhh
2003-03-05 - witch burning
2003-03-05 - barren woman
2003-03-05 - boy
2003-03-05 - god doesn.t want me to shave my pussy
2003-03-05 - morning song
2003-03-05 - HAHAHAH!@H!
2003-03-04 - afraid of life and death
2003-03-01 - happiness is a sad song
2003-02-28 - is it just flesh
2003-02-24 - the metaspiritual drifting drip (like snow to water)
2003-02-24 - lester, please have mercy on our souls
2003-02-24 - coca-cola?
2003-02-15 - limes and floods
2003-02-12 - 1s213 3t33 32 e537659 a 633 l2
2003-02-12 - all this pain is an
2003-02-10 - i have to go real quick
2003-02-09 - but it's all circles around here
2003-01-29 - line allows progress
2003-01-16 - i am listening to yo la tengo
2003-01-14 - sorry my writing skills
2003-01-12 - we sing the death song kids 'cause we got no future and we wanna be
2003-01-04 - three times is still shit
2003-01-04 - holy mother of fuck
2003-01-04 - love or not
2003-12-30 - scientists disprove gravity
2002-12-23 - senate approves genocide
2002-12-21 - gs up
2002-12-18 - the man who sold the world
2002-12-17 - the bitter sections
2002-12-17 - blue wrapped tight
2002-12-15 - oh no fon'd dirty
2002-12-12 - yeah, yeah
-05dec02 - a time to cast away stones
2002-12-03 - an u worthless
2002-11-28 - like one
2002-11-28 - ex hail
2002-11-28 - calcium
2002-11-27 - slickers on spin
2002-11-27 - in 20 days
2002-11-27 - you tink that's it
2002-11-26 - a rhyming couplet
2002-11-26 - what everyone is really trying to say, but they are not so eloquent as me
2002-11-26 - neat as a needle
2002-11-26 - fuck this diary
2002-11-24 - hot sauce
2002-11-20 - finnegan
2002-11-15 - THE CAPITAL IS h
2002-11-12 - twice is enough
2002-11-08 - trimming
2002-11-07 - gem of a gemini
2002-10-30 - followed by
2002-10-27 - a skullful of canndycanes
2002-10-26 - sorrykirkforthisshit
2002-10-24 - red and yellow, brown to black.
2002-10-20 - shut the fuck up
2002-10-16 - jesus, maria, y jose.
2002-10-15 - this is stupid of me
2002-10-09 - one and one is nothing
2002-10-08 - one half hour
2002-10-08 - never been
2002-10-06 - pus
2002-10-04 - mi amiga
2002-10-04 - it's not really right to compare love with vodka. but i still do.
2002-10-03 - nostrils flare, green leaves fall
2002-09-30 - suspiciously cheap dope from a dealer you don't know
2002-09-24 - so chilll
2002-09-23 - i just found out that i'm allergic to digitalis, now THAT's ironic.
2002-09-22 - instead of concrete jungle
2002-09-21 - 58hours
2002-09-19 - only one good thing ever stayed in souther florida
2002-09-18 - wake
2002-09-13 - deceased
2002-09-11 - whiping tears won't save your soul.
2002-09-11 - taking tranquilizers
2002-09-10 - biggie smalls payed the crips 1000000 dollars to shoot tupac
2002-09-09 - a sighed
2002-09-07 - all your dreams will come true
2002-09-04 - cutting handles in halves
2002-09-02 - if i was where this was disjointed
2002-09-01 - shackled and crackling under the rain
2002-08-27 - you're gonna be the one that saves me
2002-08-27 - a wet sigh, the weight of a
2002-08-21 - little fat baby
2002-08-21 - into the fire and out of the flame
2002-08-13 - operation holly terror
2002-08-10 - itchy
2002-08-03 - the good, the bad and
2002-07-28 - every five minutes
2002-07-23 - black star song
2002-07-23 - i only bathe in bottled water thankyou
2002-07-22 - ding ding bells make singing hr.ly rates
2002-07-12 - and everybody's gone at last
2002-07-08 - silt sinks my drinks this is black and thick and glass not wood
2002-07-05 - done like your mom
2002-07-03 - prior to august 1st
2002-06-27 - wood, god
2002-06-07 - i am afraid of waking up in the morning pt. IV
2002-06-07 - this is not from a fourteen year old girl who wears white makeup's livejournal
2002-06-07 - get through this dr. maria hoover
2002-06-07 - tractor beams cry from shaking
2002-06-02 - worms and hair and the other things we share
2002-05-26 - let's go away
2002-05-25 - smaller than
2002-05-20 - under blue stars
2002-05-17 - i will press your face against the wall and learn to fuck
2002-05-17 - dry mouth and wet thighs
2002-05-16 - electronicel and effiecient
2002-05-12 - wake home
2002-05-11 - no, i didn't quite finish, but i need to vaccuum and it wasn't really going to get much better, sorry
2002-05-09 - and now i'm trapped with no sensations to tingle no one calling forth goosebumps
2002-05-05 - i'll take it by your side
2002-05-05 - do you like my thighs? do you like my teeth?
2002-05-04 - practical digital design using ics third edition
2002-04-30 - autism and bi-polarity and schizophrenia in one 18 year old boy who still thinks it's worth trying to explain how he understands how reality is how things are is more beautyfull than i can spell
2002-04-23 - i am so just kidding
2002-04-16 - grey pick grey
2002-04-12 - tangent holograph by the side of the road in my head fred
2002-04-11 - british camera
2002-04-03 - narcissest
2002-03-29 - squid party
2002-03-29 - earthquakes and milkshakes
2002-03-28 - picking up the fallen 9th engine
2002-03-23 - reception is better unplugged
2002-03-21 - unrrravel has one r
2002-03-19 - simmering
2002-03-18 - folded in
2002-03-19 - hung over, sleep over.
2002-03-11 - dark gift
2002-03-07 - qrqwr
2002-03-02 - summer in the city
2002-03-02 - of a two year old
2002-03-01 - the best i can do is kill
2002-02-22 - everything's boring if you're stupid
2002-02-21 - learn how to swim backwards
2002-02-11 - d i r t y
2002-02-08 - elephant shoe
2002-02-06 - dragging it out to the curb
2002-02-06 - eat your vegetables
2002-02-06 - learning chinese is an answer
2002-02-06 - sixth form
2002-02-04 - exhale or sigh exagerration
2002-02-03 - the cough is key
2002-02-03 - just a little bit of influence
2002-01-28 - cutting nails
2002-01-28 - cinquième
2002-01-27 - hi, sweetheart
2002-01-27 - i fall down
2002-01-26 - i am a teenage girl
2002-01-24 - spell bitch
2002-01-23 - cabinfeversmallworlknolifenolovenoonecares
2002-01-23 - style is still more important/sarah is taking blatant credit for nothing/the absolute value of -2 is still 2
2002-01-22 - tribal language
2002-01-18 - bound for the floor
2002-01-18 - i am sarah bandy and you are not
01.18.2002 - dead-eyed but unbroken
2002-01-17 - this is my entry here
2002-01-15 - well well well extra strength
2002-01-15 - alliterate
2002-01-15 - you no i' the shit
2002-01-14 - terograde rotation
2002-01-10 - souls of broken glass
2002-01-09 - alli
2002-01-08 - nervous hands
2002-01-08 - trapped under stars
2002-01-07 - trapped silver lies cost 30
2002-01-05 - pretend the braids exist
2002-01-05 - the bezt of of
2002-01-05 - failure is my sister
2002-01-05 - soup is costing us lives
2001-12-29 - the telephone is white
2001-12-29 - the gourmet bagel owns the incorporation
2001-12-29 - antennae are hairy and you are balding
2001-12-18 - paleology is funny!
2001-12-18 - purple is not a colour
2001-12-17 - je m'appelle alive
2001-12-17 - "what the fuck is water?"
2001-12-16 - he told her she was learning mind controls
2001-12-10 - is nothing i know about
2001-12-10 - and i quote
2001-12-10 - trials and signs of the timid
2001-12-10 - miss the beat
2001-12-10 - santa fences
2001-12-05 - this is a way of saying good smoke
2001-12-05 - call em me llac
2001-12-05 - i'm just revamping open
2001-12-05 - 597 dollars
2001-12-05 - insertion misderation
2001-12-03 - horn blowing yr. own evrtying right now
2001-12-03 - evil eyebrown
2001-12-03 - you cant' write
2001-12-03 - telephone is off the hook
2001-12-03 - everythng is glass broken
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