2007-12-17 - caged rapunzel pet bachelorette 2007-10-02 - greatest endangered species 2007-10-02 - say something that'll scare the teeth out of your mouth 2007-09-30 - white men can't use knives effectively 2007-09-29 - my side of the love letter found at the scene 2007-09-29 - i can't see black 2007-09-12 - bag buddy 2007-02-24 - cossacks in blackface singing 'mammy' 2007-01-25 - he slipped and broke his ankle playing basketball 2007-01-24 - make it out of hard edges and tie it up with four red strings 2006-12-08 - how 2006-12-01 - liberate the ghost of liberace 2006-11-17 - fantasy: they wrote a song about your shit town you ain't ever heard 2006-09-15 - bottle of pop 2006-08-16 - you and i and your pussy 2006-07-24 - reach for the star witness 2006-07-21 - g's till tranquility 2006-07-18 - straight out of conklin 2006-07-02 - Q. why did andrew lloyd webber cross the road? A. his dick was stuck in the chicken 2006-01-09 - outside of the blues 2005-12-31 - crumbs make bad toys 2005-11-09 - a blind nun saved my life 2005-10-02 - you don't know where an animal has been 2005-09-12 - goodbye to the garden 2005-08-29 - it's so easy for me to fall in love with your fat fiancée 2005-08-10 - uniform 2005-07-27 - see sleeve for details 2005-05-13 - the easiest thing is to rant and rave like a lunatic 2005-03-13 - relatively calm relatives 2005-02-14 - coffee makes me sad, cigarettes make me sing 2005-01-10 - i saw that thought/i sawed that thought/i held that though 2005-01-03 - my prescription is +10000, so i have trouble keeping things in focus with my glasses 2004-12-26 - i brain's got a ticket to mali 2004-12-05 - the day the moon stops shining is the day i'll stop being a fool (for you) 2004-11-28 - tell her i said hihi, and give her a bit of the evil eye ++Nov.24th,2o04++ - tick tick tick boom 2004-11-13 - faking the belonging 2004-11-02 - the riaa is actively halting distribution of the true cure for the rockin' pneumonia (as well as the boogie woogie blues) in order to maintain the profitability of its own inneffectual treatments 2004-10-29 - mourning glory 2004-10-29 - no eyes, tear ducts 2004-10-25 - Eyes Cry 2004-10-25 - doea anything make sense 2004-10-22 - mood rings 2004-10-21 - summer in south america is so nice if you can't speak the language 2004-10-20 - playing barbies with the devil 2004-10-18 - there are 107 steps to this dance, fancypants 2004-10-17 - you always hold your arms like your hands are cuffed but they're not 2004-10-14 - i lost the beginning of this thought 2004-10-04 - what i want's a doll that sings to me sweetly 2004-09-15 - honey i'm home is where the books are and i love all three 2004-09-12 - you are my way 2004-09-09 - words can only be as beautiful as music if they are written in the sand 2004-08-25 - i don't know 2004-08-23 - sinking wooden boats 2004-08-23 - if i wanted fame i'd run over someone who earned their own fame with my car 2004-08-17 - drunk girl searching for her soul 2004-08-16 - the sun only shines on pacific standard time 2004-08-15 - i'll stuff your rat mouth with cotton so you suffocate and people will find you dead with shitstained underwear and that's certainly something to be embarassed about in the afterlife 2004-08-09 - i get sad all the time 2004-07-31 - i feel your heart hurting from rebelling so hard 2004-07-05 - it costs so much to eat 2004-06-28 - i threw the phone into the meat grinder fried it up and made a sandwich (with tomatoes so i'd get some vegetables) 2004-06-21 - you have eight years left 2004-06-15 - soft as snow (but warm inside) 2004-06-07 - a month at sea your blood's getting salty and th' ocean's turning red 2004-06-01 - and she never touches white light. 2004-05-19 - secrets do not make good friends 2004-05-15 - i forgot the face and remember the people, do me a favour 2004-05-08 - this flowed out so easily like water from me, not caught in my parts, getting stuck 2004-05-08 - less than half an hour left 2004-05-06 - spider venom in your bloodstream dissolving the walls of your veins 2004-05-01 - we said goodnight and went to dance alone in separate bedrooms 2004-04-25 - what you would call making love i would call making a lover 2004-04-21 - your child was born in fall, your child was born with eyes like a bumblebee, the leaves were on the ground yellow to us 2004-04-12 - your children will be lonely even in your arms 2004-04-11 - the sun sits on mountain tops just like a ram 2004-04-03 - cooling lava 2004-04-03 - i'd rather ride that 1939 fargo than ____ 2004-04-01 - the truth is asking for your teardrops 2004-03-31 - i want to build a time machine so i can go back in time and cry salty tears silently on the day that martin luther king jr. was killed 2004-03-23 - i can't find her shadow 2004-03-18 - never had a childhood 2004-03-10 - swinging through swimming class 2004-03-03 - the sentence that whispered it all. 2004-03-01 - 74 is a ninth of the beast 2004-02-26 - it's christmas in scotland 2004-02-20 - almost a story. 2004-02-19 - energy leaks from my orbit 2004-02-15 - looks an acute angle 2004-02-12 - call it the end 2004-02-10 - start at the intermission 2004-02-09 - up, you are wow awfully smart 2004-02-04 - if I told you this it wouldn't matter. 2004-02-03 - we make coca cola with dirty water it ends up brown anyway 2004-01-29 - oh my god oh my cat 2004-01-27 - nestled sh. 2004-01-25 - there's no reason for me to leave 2004-01-24 - i should have called you 2004-01-21 - escaping your own heartbeat only to land on broken feet 2004-01-15 - some words by some one 2004-01-13 - i'll probably copy all this shit into che because really it's pretty good for off the top of my damn head and no editing, for me at least 2004-01-12 - you're not worth a thing 2004-01-10 - short days 2004-01-09 - crawling into a pumpkin 2004-01-06 - i composed a song with percussion to be played on the bones of the bourgeoisie with heavy hammers 2004-01-05 - pain makes eyes blank it takes you away 2004-01-04 - framed like a non-car-thief not a painting of fat kind horses 2003-12-28 - Symphony No. 6 2003-12-22 - "so and so and so kirk is gay" 2003-12-19 - four fingers go faster 2003-12-15 - all your beginning alluring 2003-12-13 - the threat of a quiet mind 2003-12-09 - you change your clothes, i change my voice 2003-12-05 - two miserable gold hearts 2003-12-04 - i am a little boy carrying a pane of glass 2003-12-03 - got bored, stopped typing 2003-11-30 - presently, things are quite fine, really, just fine,,,,,,, no , don't , here, look at my smile, no that's , it's a real smile, i swear, don't look away 2003-11-29 - there's a star missing from my constellation 2003-11-26 - 19345 2003-11-26 - a day or days i can't tell in this daze 2003-11-24 - airplanes made out of blue eyeballs 2003-11-24 - ok that's not really how i perform cunnilingus, dudes 2003-11-22 - bagpipe dreams 2003-11-20 - usually i'll say camomile or green is my favourite tea, but that's 'cause usually i forget about mushroom tea 2003-11-19 - having nothing to do is the greatest victory a body can have 2003-11-14 - aisle pause 2003-11-11 - i'm so tired of there being a temperature 2003-11-11 - hey, that movie, um, easy rider, it's better than anyone but me thinks 2003-11-11 - when you think there's nothing to dance to, try music 2003-11-09 - blue is a straight colour 2003-11-07 - i want to try this new way of dealing with it called ""forgiving"(eyeroll)" 2003-11-06 - for lishy and james and betty 2003-11-05 - death death lonesome death 2003-11-04 - raising yourself after bowing down to someone is giving up on dying half way through a shameful death 2003-11-04 - jerking off over top of fault lines 2003-11-02 - time is the only thing i really want to do 2003-11-01 - a bunch of useless atoms called blood come dripping out all beautiful 2003-10-29 - well tomorrow morning i think i won't get out of bed at all 2003-10-28 - turn a square into nothing, this is just a practice bible 2003-10-27 - so this is paradise, alone 2003-10-27 - you don't have to beat your dog even if your dad's a cop 2003-10-24 - hanging nothing high up on a cross 2003-10-24 - i like owls; so let's see your hooters or throw the tomatoes on the grill 'cause we didn't make this fire for nothing 2003-10-22 - flogaus-faust's flowers 2003-10-21 - going to get going to 2003-10-20 - not here too, i hope 2003-10-20 - horses have a lot of trouble with the stairs(, especially spiral staircases) 2003-10-19 - why don't you just say fall if you mean fall you pseudointellectual fuck? 2003-10-18 - cupcakes 2003-10-18 - cuba let's not fight, i need your love tonight 2003-10-17 - anyplace is wrong 2003-10-16 - THIS TIME YOU BROKE HER HYMEN, MR. HYMAN HAHAHAHAahahah 2003-10-15 - daze daisy daze day s s s 2003-10-15 - crying or sounds of pleasure or a squeaky slurpee machine or a cow calving 2003-10-14 - pink lemonade is not nearly as funny as yellow. i'm talking about pee jokes, people. 2003-10-13 - if not for thoughts of you i'd never come, and yes that might not be healthy 2003-10-13 - i'm slow in the mornings, and the rest of the time i'm slower 2003-10-10 - we forget the boys who refuse to choose sides, or everyone that mattered 2003-10-09 - something stupid like forgetting to remember to remember to forget or remembering to forget to forget to forget to remember to remember to forget or whatever bullshit you think sounds best 2003-10-09 - my boyfriend's black and there's gonna be trouble 2003-10-09 - french girls are quitters and sneaks, but they're my favourite quitters and sneaks 2003-10-09 - in a room with rose petals floating in water we feel firstly truly alive 2003-10-08 - one way (or another) ticket to new york 2003-10-06 - i was lying about us going to jupiter, but maybe the congo. really. 2003-10-06 - the trees of saturn are the pillars of our love 2003-10-06 - fruit lizard or bitch: they're all full of blue ink 2003-10-06 - if we went on a space expedition to jupiter you'd want to spend the time there sitting in a fucking coffee shop 2003-10-06 - it would be harder to wait for some man to come along and sweep me off my feet if i were gay, i bet 2003-10-06 - i can't i can't i can't _____________________(use back of sheet if more room required) 2003-10-06 - cheer the invention of the elevator, but boo to escalators 2003-10-06 - the traffic is evil, and i don't think it's an accident, this desire 2003-10-06 - will you please help me take you out of my will, william 2003-10-02 - knife life 2003-10-02 - to yell at fat people on the sidewalk: "WOULDN'T IT BE FASTER TO ROLL?!?!" 2003-09-28 - jimmy, from/formed ethiopia 2003-09-27 - so let the fools be great, and we'll all be great fools 2003-09-23 - 1, 2-13 2003-09-22 - yes, this is just a beta, ass boy 2003-09-16 - look we all know it's a step below being australian, even 2003-09-14 - \ 2003-09-14 - rain doesn't, though, wash away the fleas, you know 2003-09-08 - tvnation 2003-09-07 - 3 point shot at 4:20pm 2003-09-05 - loving a sunrise 2003-09-04 - i will survive hearing your stupid haertbeat 2003-08-25 - empty cookie 2003-08-22 - well, cold because it's frozen 2003-08-19 - clck fin 2003-08-17 - broken pink and marching 2003-08-17 - well don't read this one 2003-08-05 - counting 2003-08-03 - mi 2003-07-31 - you can pretend, we can dance 2003-07-30 - dead hills 2003-07-29 - i am the dopest flyest meanest thuggest hardest playinest pimpinest hardcore motherfuckin weed-smokin' cop-killin' street-livin' sickest oldschool harshest blinginest gangsta of all time 2003-07-28 - boys pants 2003-07-23 - testiment 2003-07-23 - romantica 2003-07-21 - vaccine five to double 'oh' four 2003-07-21 - i used the backspace at least five times and i think it smells of eggs 2003-07-21 - my pupils are modern art, but my whole eyes aren't 2003-07-16 - it shouldn't take that long to tell me this i'll give you three more words 2003-07-14 - i dont feel and it feels great 2003-07-14 - judgemental me 2003-07-10 - afternoon freestyle 2003-07-08 - thread 2003-07-08 - physicianite 2003-07-08 - magnetic voices still got shit to say 2003-07-08 - song a 2003-07-08 - i think sometimes 2003-07-08 - we're a couple/of motherfuckers 2003-07-07 - winter plywood is what i stand on while i undo the button on my pants 2003-07-01 - why couldn't you wouldn't you wait 2003-06-28 - giant 2003-06-25 - here and now 2003-06-24 - it is so fucking stupid to call someone 'babe', but it is so cool to call someone 'beb'. seriously. 2003-06-24 - he can play the flute like he's the son of pan 2003-06-22 - i want to have your abortion 2003-06-17 - Consult Conslut in September 2003-06-15 - swedish prisoners are so sweet 2003-06-09 - two buck chuck 2003-06-09 - the healing garden 2003-06-09 - i just drank avon authentic skin-so-soft bath oil just so that i could write "i just drank avon authentic skin-so-soft bath oil just so that i could write "i just drank avon authentic skin-so-soft bath oil just so that i could write "i just drank avon 2003-06-05 - don't corect my spelling looser 2003-06-05 - in a truck ha ha 2003-06-04 - why do you hate america so much?,(luscious gay bars) 2003-06-03 - will doing your hair all sexxy matter? 2003-06-03 - Yes! i want to replace my club z card 2003-06-02 - saving food/socks/fish for later 2003-05-31 - oh gross i'm sorry 2003-05-24 - tapeworm 2003-05-24 - pee air air la!roche 2003-05-23 - you are so kicked out of our shitty little band that never gets gigs and sucks because none of us can play our instruments, SO THERE! 2003-05-22 - black 2003-05-20 - write me a letter then throw it away 2003-05-17 - (it's getting so cold that i'm gonna put my clothes on)it's getting cold in here, so put on all your clothes 2003-05-15 - fast car 2003-05-06 - three square meals an hour 2003-05-04 - "i only swallow for the protein", or "here my dick, now where the fuck?" 2003-05-01 - well one more for the tree that we call baby jesus 2003-04-23 - timothy corrigan wrote this story all just for you, pretty 2003-04-19 - "not right now" "i have to have it right now my throat is so sore" 2003-04-12 - edward albee is a cool hip guy 2003-03-31 - the impatient virgin 2003-03-26 - bastards 2003-03-26 - if you're not sure what this is, just leave it blank, it's not important :-) 2003-03-18 - my word is my gold 2003-03-17 - somet im e 2003-03-12 - lisping, wrist limply or growling, gun cocked 2003-03-11 - good ideas 2003-03-09 - blank 2003-03-05 - blugh2hgghhhhh 2003-03-05 - witch burning 2003-03-05 - barren woman 2003-03-05 - boy 2003-03-05 - god doesn.t want me to shave my pussy 2003-03-05 - morning song 2003-03-05 - HAHAHAH!@H! 2003-03-04 - afraid of life and death 2003-03-01 - happiness is a sad song 2003-02-28 - is it just flesh 2003-02-24 - the metaspiritual drifting drip (like snow to water) 2003-02-24 - lester, please have mercy on our souls 2003-02-24 - coca-cola? 2003-02-15 - limes and floods 2003-02-12 - 1s213 3t33 32 e537659 a 633 l2 2003-02-12 - all this pain is an 2003-02-10 - i have to go real quick 2003-02-09 - but it's all circles around here 2003-01-29 - line allows progress 2003-01-16 - i am listening to yo la tengo 2003-01-14 - sorry my writing skills 2003-01-12 - we sing the death song kids 'cause we got no future and we wanna be 2003-01-04 - three times is still shit 2003-01-04 - holy mother of fuck 2003-01-04 - love or not 2003-12-30 - scientists disprove gravity 2002-12-23 - senate approves genocide 2002-12-21 - gs up 2002-12-18 - the man who sold the world 2002-12-17 - the bitter sections 2002-12-17 - blue wrapped tight 2002-12-15 - oh no fon'd dirty 2002-12-12 - yeah, yeah -05dec02 - a time to cast away stones 2002-12-03 - an u worthless 2002-11-28 - like one 2002-11-28 - ex hail 2002-11-28 - calcium 2002-11-27 - slickers on spin 2002-11-27 - in 20 days 2002-11-27 - you tink that's it 2002-11-26 - a rhyming couplet 2002-11-26 - what everyone is really trying to say, but they are not so eloquent as me 2002-11-26 - neat as a needle 2002-11-26 - fuck this diary 2002-11-24 - hot sauce 2002-11-20 - finnegan 2002-11-15 - THE CAPITAL IS h 2002-11-12 - twice is enough 2002-11-08 - trimming 2002-11-07 - gem of a gemini 2002-10-30 - followed by 2002-10-27 - a skullful of canndycanes 2002-10-26 - sorrykirkforthisshit 2002-10-24 - red and yellow, brown to black. 2002-10-20 - shut the fuck up 2002-10-16 - jesus, maria, y jose. 2002-10-15 - this is stupid of me 2002-10-09 - one and one is nothing 2002-10-08 - one half hour 2002-10-08 - never been 2002-10-06 - pus 2002-10-04 - mi amiga 2002-10-04 - it's not really right to compare love with vodka. but i still do. 2002-10-03 - nostrils flare, green leaves fall 2002-09-30 - suspiciously cheap dope from a dealer you don't know 2002-09-24 - so chilll 2002-09-23 - i just found out that i'm allergic to digitalis, now THAT's ironic. 2002-09-22 - instead of concrete jungle 2002-09-21 - 58hours 2002-09-19 - only one good thing ever stayed in souther florida 2002-09-18 - wake 2002-09-13 - deceased 2002-09-11 - whiping tears won't save your soul. 2002-09-11 - taking tranquilizers 2002-09-10 - biggie smalls payed the crips 1000000 dollars to shoot tupac 2002-09-09 - a sighed 2002-09-07 - all your dreams will come true 2002-09-04 - cutting handles in halves 2002-09-02 - if i was where this was disjointed 2002-09-01 - shackled and crackling under the rain 2002-08-27 - you're gonna be the one that saves me 2002-08-27 - a wet sigh, the weight of a 2002-08-21 - little fat baby 2002-08-21 - into the fire and out of the flame 2002-08-13 - operation holly terror 2002-08-10 - itchy 2002-08-03 - the good, the bad and 2002-07-28 - every five minutes 2002-07-23 - black star song 2002-07-23 - i only bathe in bottled water thankyou 2002-07-22 - ding ding bells make singing hr.ly rates 2002-07-12 - and everybody's gone at last 2002-07-08 - silt sinks my drinks this is black and thick and glass not wood 2002-07-05 - done like your mom 2002-07-03 - prior to august 1st 2002-06-27 - wood, god 2002-06-07 - i am afraid of waking up in the morning pt. IV 2002-06-07 - this is not from a fourteen year old girl who wears white makeup's livejournal 2002-06-07 - get through this dr. maria hoover 2002-06-07 - tractor beams cry from shaking 2002-06-02 - worms and hair and the other things we share 2002-05-26 - let's go away 2002-05-25 - smaller than 2002-05-20 - under blue stars 2002-05-17 - i will press your face against the wall and learn to fuck 2002-05-17 - dry mouth and wet thighs 2002-05-16 - electronicel and effiecient 2002-05-12 - wake home 2002-05-11 - no, i didn't quite finish, but i need to vaccuum and it wasn't really going to get much better, sorry 2002-05-09 - and now i'm trapped with no sensations to tingle no one calling forth goosebumps 2002-05-05 - i'll take it by your side 2002-05-05 - do you like my thighs? do you like my teeth? 2002-05-04 - practical digital design using ics third edition 2002-04-30 - autism and bi-polarity and schizophrenia in one 18 year old boy who still thinks it's worth trying to explain how he understands how reality is how things are is more beautyfull than i can spell 2002-04-23 - i am so just kidding 2002-04-16 - grey pick grey 2002-04-12 - tangent holograph by the side of the road in my head fred 2002-04-11 - british camera 2002-04-03 - narcissest 2002-03-29 - squid party 2002-03-29 - earthquakes and milkshakes 2002-03-28 - picking up the fallen 9th engine 2002-03-23 - reception is better unplugged 2002-03-21 - unrrravel has one r 2002-03-19 - simmering 2002-03-18 - folded in 2002-03-19 - hung over, sleep over. 2002-03-11 - dark gift 2002-03-07 - qrqwr 2002-03-02 - summer in the city 2002-03-02 - of a two year old 2002-03-01 - the best i can do is kill 2002-02-22 - everything's boring if you're stupid 2002-02-21 - learn how to swim backwards 2002-02-11 - d i r t y 2002-02-08 - elephant shoe 2002-02-06 - dragging it out to the curb 2002-02-06 - eat your vegetables 2002-02-06 - learning chinese is an answer 2002-02-06 - sixth form 2002-02-04 - exhale or sigh exagerration 2002-02-03 - the cough is key 2002-02-03 - just a little bit of influence 2002-01-28 - cutting nails 2002-01-28 - cinquième 2002-01-27 - hi, sweetheart 2002-01-27 - i fall down 2002-01-26 - i am a teenage girl 2002-01-24 - spell bitch 2002-01-23 - cabinfeversmallworlknolifenolovenoonecares 2002-01-23 - style is still more important/sarah is taking blatant credit for nothing/the absolute value of -2 is still 2 2002-01-22 - tribal language 2002-01-18 - bound for the floor 2002-01-18 - i am sarah bandy and you are not 01.18.2002 - dead-eyed but unbroken 2002-01-17 - this is my entry here 2002-01-15 - well well well extra strength 2002-01-15 - alliterate 2002-01-15 - you no i' the shit 2002-01-14 - terograde rotation 2002-01-10 - souls of broken glass 2002-01-09 - alli 2002-01-08 - nervous hands 2002-01-08 - trapped under stars 2002-01-07 - trapped silver lies cost 30 2002-01-05 - pretend the braids exist 2002-01-05 - the bezt of of 2002-01-05 - failure is my sister 2002-01-05 - soup is costing us lives 2001-12-29 - the telephone is white 2001-12-29 - the gourmet bagel owns the incorporation 2001-12-29 - antennae are hairy and you are balding 2001-12-18 - paleology is funny! 2001-12-18 - purple is not a colour 2001-12-17 - je m'appelle alive 2001-12-17 - "what the fuck is water?" 2001-12-16 - he told her she was learning mind controls 2001-12-10 - is nothing i know about 2001-12-10 - and i quote 2001-12-10 - trials and signs of the timid 2001-12-10 - miss the beat 2001-12-10 - santa fences 2001-12-05 - this is a way of saying good smoke 2001-12-05 - call em me llac 2001-12-05 - i'm just revamping open 2001-12-05 - 597 dollars 2001-12-05 - insertion misderation 2001-12-03 - horn blowing yr. own evrtying right now 2001-12-03 - evil eyebrown 2001-12-03 - you cant' write 2001-12-03 - telephone is off the hook 2001-12-03 - everythng is glass broken |